What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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