The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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