Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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