is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So apparently I’m into choking now
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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