Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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