why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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