Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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