Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
FUCK WHALES
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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