Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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