Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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