how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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