I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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