last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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