She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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