Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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