I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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