i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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