the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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