She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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