Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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