Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
