is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
