It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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