Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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