If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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