She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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