I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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