they need to just BURY HIM!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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