it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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