What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
