So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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