I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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