Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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