i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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