FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Randomize
