i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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