I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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