Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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