My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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