its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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