He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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