my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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