no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
send nudes
from the living room?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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