just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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