they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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