My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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