then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
