he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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