We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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