i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
