Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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