We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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