How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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