Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
This baby is an asshole
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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