that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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